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A simpler, more accesible version of the site, with minimal animations, higher contrast, and no JavaScript.

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coming soon

Standard site. Uses JavaScript, multiple animations, and barely holding together with sticky tape and Blu-Tack.

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This site is open sourced and hosted on GitHub. View the source here.
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